14 Things that you can't use newspaper

Name 14 things a newspaper cannot be used:

1 .Can’t drink it .

2 . Can’t eat it .

3 . Can’t cook it .

4 . Can’t put it around your waist .

5 . Can’t shower with it .

6 . Can’t wash it .

7 . Can’t ride on it .

8 . Can’t clean it .

9 . Can’t sleep with it .

10 . Can’t use it as a helmet .

11 . Can’t type on it .

12 . Can’t use it as a mop .

13 . Can’t use it as a laptop .

14 . Can’t use it to unlock door houses .